I will not waste chalk

I will not skateboard in the halls

 I will not burp in class

I will not instagate revolution

I did not see Elvis

I will not draw naked ladies in class

I will not call the teacher "Hot Cakes"

They are laughing at me, not with me

Garlic gum is not funny

I will not Xerox my butt

It's potato, not potatoe

Tar is not a plaything

I will not encourage others to fly

I will not fake my way through life