Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Clerks Cast
 

Episode 1:
Name: "The Pilot" or "Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make"
Airdate: (UNAIRED)

Opening Comments: "What follows is the fabled lost pilot to Clerks. Originally planned to air May 31, 2000, it was lost on the test audience who hated it, and was eventually lost under a pile of unaired WONDERLAND and WASTELAND episodes. Unfortunately someone found it and now you're going to have to watch it.

"Tune in next week for a much better episode. For now, though - courage."

Plot: coming soon
Quotes: coming soon
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Episode 2:
Name: "The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked In The Freezer And Remember Some Of The Great Moments In Their Lives"
Airdate: 07.06.00

Opening Comments: "In Retaliation, this show endorses no celebrities (Except for Ben Affleck pre-Reindeer Games)"

Plot: coming soon
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Episode 3:
Name: "Leonardo Is Caught In The Grip Of An Outbreak Of Randal's Imagination And Patrick Swayze Either Does Or Doesn't Work In The New Pet Store"
Airdate: (UNAIRED)

Opening Comments: "However this show is endorsed by Celebrity Impersonators Union Local #725038"

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Episode 4:
Name: "A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About The Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers"
Airdate: 31.05.00

Opening Comments: "With that in mind, America lets rise up against our celebrities and make fun of them."

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Episode 5:
Name: "Dante And Randal And Jay And Silent Bob And A Bunch Of New Characters And Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bear, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High School Reunion."
Airdate: (UNAIRED)

Opening Comments: "I can't believe I went to law school for this."

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Episode 6:
Name: "The Last Episode Ever"
Airdate: (UNAIRED)

Opening Comments: "I don't care for this show either."

Plot: coming soon
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