"Do you want to buy some pegs?"^
Papa Lazarou

"Tell them the circus is coming to town"^
Papa Lazarou

"Get sat down"^
Papa Lazarou

Samba, Pebil, Tik Tik^
Papa Lazarou

"Hello Dave......"
Papa Lazarou

"You're My Wife Now"
Papa Lazarou

Are You A Local?^
Edward

"Yes....Can I Help You At All?"
Tubs

^ are sounds from: The League of Gentlemen Media Clips Archive