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The Simpsons
1989-????
Episode Guide
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| Cast: |
| Dan Castellaneta |
Voice of Homer J. Simpson / Abraham J. "Grampa" Simpson / Krusty the
Klown (Herschel Krustofsky) / Barney Gumble / Diamond Joe Quimby / Scott
Christian / Groundskeeper Willy |
| Julie Kavner |
Voice of Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson / Patty Bouvier / Selma Bouvier
/ Jacqueline (Ingrid) Bouvier (mom is named Ingrid in The Simpson's Family
Album, but Jacqueline in episode 102) |
| Nancy Cartwright |
Voice of Bartholomew J. "Bart" Simpson / Nelson Mundt / Todd Flanders
/ Kearney |
| Yeardley Smith |
Voice of Lisa Simpson |
| Hank Azaria |
Voice of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon / Moe Szyslak / Cabbie / Professor
John Frink / Police Chief Clancy Wiggum / Dr. Nick Riviera / Smitty / Frank
Grimes (episode #176 only) |
| Harry Shearer |
Voice of Charles Montgomery Burns / Wayland Smithers / Kent Brockman
/ Dr. Marvin Monroe / Jasper / Herman / Otto / Dr. Julius Hibert / Principal
Seymour Skinner / Ned Flanders / Dr. Pryor / Marty / Reverend Timothy Lovejoy
/ Rainier "McBain" Wolfcastle |
| Recurring Cast: |
| Doris Grau |
Lunch Lady Doris / Della / Lurleen Lumpkin (episode #71 only) |
| Jo Ann Harris |
Wanda / and others |
| Phil Hartman |
Voice of Troy McClure / Lionel Hutz / and many others |
| Pamela Hayden |
Voice of Milhouse / Sylvia Winfield / and many others |
| Tress MacNeille |
Adil Hoxha / many others |
| Maggie Roswell |
Maude Flanders / Ms. Elizabeth Hoover / Shari Bobbins [ #166 only ]
/ and MANY others |
| Russi Taylor |
Voice of Martin / Sherri & Terri (the twins) / Grandmother |
| Marcia Wallace |
Voice of Mrs. Krabappel |
| Frank Welker |
Bark of Santa's Little Helper / Various Animal Sounds |
| Lona Williams |
Unknown |
| Notes: |
| The Fox networks most successful series to
date was a "spin-off" from The Tracey Ullman Show. Originally appearing
on that series as a 1 minute filler, the executive producers of that series,
James L. Brooks & Sam Simon decided that these characters could support
a half hour series. So ... |
| Trivia: |
| The Simpsons live at 742 Evergreen Terrace
in Springfield, U.S.A. and Marge is 8'6" with her hair. |
Season
One
1989/1990 stereo
001
"The Simpson's Christmas Special: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
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Original Air Date: 17 Dec 89
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Production Code: 7G08
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Written by: Mimi Pond
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Directed by: David Silverman
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Guest Stars (Voices):
When Homer's efforts to raise some extra money for Christmas
go awry, he is rescued by Santa's Little Helper.
002
"Bart the Genius"
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Original Air Date: 14 Jan 90
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Production Code: 7G02
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Written by: John Vitti
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Directed by: David Silverman
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Guest Stars (Voices):
Bart cheats on a school aptitude test and gets placed
in a school for gifted children.
003
"Homer's Odyssey"
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Original Air Date: 21 Jan 90
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Production Code: 7G03
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Written by: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
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Directed by: Wesley Archer
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Christopher Collins [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Sam McMurray [ Voice of Unknown ]
Homer does an about face and becomes an anti-nuclear
activist after losing his job at the nuclear power plant.
004
"There's No Disgrace Like Home"
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Original Air Date: 28 Jan 90
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Production Code: 7G04
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Written by: Al Jean & Mike Reiss
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Directed by: Gregg Vanzo & Kent Butterworth
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Guest Stars (Voices):
Homer discovers that other's families can live well
together when he takes his to a company picnic and they make a spectacle
of themselves.
005
"Bart the General"
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Original Air Date: 4 Feb 90
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Production Code: 7G05
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Written by: John Swartzwelder
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Directed by: David Silverman
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Guest Stars (Voices):
Bart's grandfather comes to his aid after Bart is beaten
up by a bully.
006
"Moaning Lisa"
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Original Air Date: 11 Feb 90
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Production Code: 7G06
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Written by: Al Jean & Mike Reiss
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Directed by: Wesley Archer
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Susan Blu [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Miriam Flynn [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Ron Taylor [ "Bleeding Gums" Murphy ]
Lisa bemoans being a child genius, trapped in a world
that doesn't understand her. The family tries to cheer up Lisa.
007
"The Call of the Simpsons"
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Original Air Date: 18 Feb 90
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Production Code: 7G09
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Written by: John Swartzwelder
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Directed by: Wesley Archer
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Albert Brooks [ Voice of Unknown ]
Homer and Bart make a trek to civilization to get help
when the families RV breaks down in the middle of nowhere.
008
"The Tell-Tale Head"
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Original Air Date: 25 Feb 90
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Production Code: 7G07
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Written by: Al Jean & Mike Reiss and Sam Simon & Matt Groening
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Directed by: Rich Moore
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Guest Stars (Voices):
To gain some recognition Bart decapitates a statue of
Springfield's founding father.
009
"Life On the Fast Lane (a.k.a. Jacques to Be Wild)"
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Original Air Date: 18 Mar 90
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Production Code: 7G11
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Written by: John Swartzwelder
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Directed by: David Silverman
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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A. Brooks (Albert) [ Voice of Jacques ]
Marge faces a difficult situation when she falls for
her bowling instructor.
010
"Homer's Night Out"
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Original Air Date: 25 Mar 90
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Production Code: 7G10
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Written by: Jon Vitti
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Directed by: Rich Moore
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Sam McMurray [ Voice of Unknown ]
Bart uses a miniature camera to spy on Homer.
011
"The Crepes of Wrath"
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Original Air Date: 15 Apr 90
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Production Code: 7G13
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Written by: Sam Simon and John Swartzwelder and Jon Vitti and George Meyer
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Directed by: Wesley Archer and Milton Grey
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Christian Coffinet [ Voice of Unknown ]
As part of a student exchange program, Bart starts attending
school in France while an Albanian student moves in with the Simpsons to
attend school in America.
012
"Krusty Gets Busted"
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Original Air Date: 29 Apr 90
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Production Code: 7G12
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Written by: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
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Directed by: Brad Bird
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Kelsey Grammer [ Voice of Side Show Bob Terwilliger ]
Bart faces a problem when Homer witnesses his idol,
Krusty the Klown, robbing a Quickie Mart; Bart seeks out to prove Krusty's
innocence with the help of Lisa.
013
"Some Enchanted Evening"
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Original Air Date: 13 May 90
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Production Code: 7G01
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Written by: Matt Groening & Sam Simon
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Directed by: David Silverman & Kent Butterworth
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Penny Marshall [ Voice of Babysitter Bandit ]
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Christopher Collins [ Voice of Unknown ]
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June Foray [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Paul Wilson [ Voice of Unknown ]
Bart, Lisa & Maggie have a hard time, when it turns
out that their babysitter for the evening is wanted by the law.
Season
Two
1990/1991
014
"Bart Gets An F"
Bart must face the fact that he is an underachiever,
and if he doesn't pass his history test he must repeat the 4th grade.
b: 11 Oct 90 pc: 7F03 w: David M. Stern d: David Silverman
015
"Simpson and Delilah"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Harvey Fierstein [ Voice of Unknown ]
Homer uses medical insurance to buy a new hair tonic,
and it works, consequentially he gains confidence, gets a promotion and
begins to succeed at work.
b: 18 Oct 90 pc: 7F02 w: Jon Vitti d: Rich Moore
016
"The Simpson's Halloween Special:
Tree
House
of Horrors"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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James Earl Jones [ Voice of Narrator for "The Raven" ]
Bart and Lisa try to outdo each other with by telling
ghost stories, while Homer listens in, including:
a). "Bad Dream House"
The Simpsons buy a house that is possessed by evil
demons, who decide they don't like the new owners.
b). "Hungry Are the Damned"
The family is captured by aliens, who are bringing
them back to their home world, while fatting them up on food all they way
there.
c). "The Raven"
Homer plays the hero, in this Simpsonized version
of the classic poem, with Marge playing Lenore and Bart playing the Raven.
b: 25 Oct 90 pc: 7F04 w: John Swartzwelder and Jay Kogen & Wallace
Wolodarsky and Sam Simon s: Edgar Allan Poe d: Wes Archer and Rich Moore
and David Silverman
017
"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"
Mr. Burns decides to run for governor after Homer
tells him that being in such power might allow him to change some rules
that govern nuclear power plants, after a recent inspection and the discovery
of a mutant fish bring negative publicity to the plant.
b: 1 Nov 90 pc: 7F01 w: John Swartzwelder & Sam Simon d: Wes Archer
NOTE: The 25 Jun 92 repeat of this episode contained a different
opening.
018
"Dancin' Homer"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Tony Bennett [ Voice of Himself ]
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Tom Poston [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Daryl L. Coley [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Ken Levine [ Voice of Unknown ]
Homer becomes the mascot for a minor league baseball
team, and the family moves to Capital City when he gets called up by the
majors.
b: 8 Nov 90 pc: 7F05 w: Ken Levine & David Isaacs d: Matt Kirkland
019
"Dead Putting Society"
Homer gets Bart entered in a miniature golf tournament
in an effort for Homer to out do his neighbor, who has a perfect life,
wife and kid.
b: 15 Nov 90 pc: 7F08 w: Jeff Martin d: Rich Moore
020
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Greg Berg [ Voice of Unknown ]
Lisa's centerpiece gets destroyed by Bart and instead
of apologizing he runs away from home and meets up with some homeless people
on the other side of the tracks.
b: 22 Nov 90 pc: 7F07 w: George Martin d: David Silverman
021
"Bart the Daredevil"
After seeing a stunt done by a daredevil, Bart sets
outs to begin jumping things on his skateboard. His final challenge awaits
him, Springfield Gorge.
b: 6 Dec 90 pc: 7F06 w: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky d: Wesley
Meyer Archer
NOTE: Do the Bartman (5 min) Bart ruins his fourth grade dance
recital by replacing its audio tape with his own music, "Do the Bartman"
which turns the recital into a music video. This music video appeared right
after the broadcast of episode 21, which seems to have been edited to make
space for the time the video was going to use. This and a next video were
made for two songs on the album The Simpsons Sing the Blues which features
appearances by B.B. King, Dr. John & Joe Walsh.
022
"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Alex Rocco [ Voice of Roger Myers Jr. ]
After seeing to many Itchy and Scratchy cartoons, Maggie
attacks Homer with a mallet and Marge goes on a campaign to removing violence
from cartoons.
b: 20 Dec 90 pc: 7F09 w: John Swartzwelder d: Jim Reardon
023
"Bart Gets Hit By a Car"
Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car and a shyster lawyer
gets Homer to sue for a million dollars.
b: 10 Jan 91 pc: 7F10 w: John Swartzwelder d: Matt Kirkland
024
"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (a.k.a. One Fish, Two Fish ..."
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Larry King [ Voice of Himself ]
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George Takei [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Sab Shimono [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Joey Miyashima [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Diana Tanaka [ Voice of Unknown ]
Homer eats blowfish, which the chef isn't sure his student
prepared right, therefore Homer may have about 24 hours to live.
b: 24 Jan 91 pc: 7F11 w: Neil Scovell d: Wesley M. Archer
025
"The Way We Was"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Jon Lovitz [ Voice of Artie Ziff ]
When the television goes on the fritz, Marge and Homer
tell the story of their courtship together in 1974.
b: 31 Jan 91 pc: 7F12 w: Al Jean & Mike Reiss and Sam Simon d: David
Silverman
026
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
After learning the ten commandments, Lisa can't deal
with the fact that people in the real world, steal as a part of everyday
life. Homer is no exception when he gets an illegal cable hookup.
b: 7 Feb 91 pc: 7F13 w: Steve Pepoon d: Rich Moore
027
"Principal Charming"
Selma is depressed and Marge wants Homer to find
her a man, so he sets her up with Bart's principal, but the plan backfires
when Skinner falls for the other sister, Patty.
b: 14 Feb 91 pc: 7F15 w: David Stern d: Matt Kirkland
028
"Oh, Brother, Where Are Thou?"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Danny DeVito [ Voice of Herb Powell ]
After he has a heart attack, Homer's dad confesses to
him that he had an affair that produced an illegitimate child. So Homer
goes to meet his half-brother, a millionaire auto maker.
b: 21 Feb 91 pc: 7F16 w: Jeff Martin d: W.M. "Bud" Archer
029
"Bart's Dog Gets an F"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Tracey Ullman [ Voice of Instructor ]
Santa's Little Helper starts to become a disobedient
dog, so the family is forced to send him to obedience school.
b: 7 Mar 91 pc: 7F14 w: Jon Vitti d: Jim Reardon
NOTE: Deep, Deep Trouble (5 min) This music video appeared right
after the broadcast of episode 29, which seems to have been edited to make
space for the time the video was going to use.
030
"Old Money"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Audrey Meadows [ Voice of Beatrice Simmons ]
Grandpa Simpson inherits $108,000 dollars from a woman
he falls in love with at the rest home, and he has trouble deciding what
to do with the money.
b: 28 Mar 91 pc: 7F17 w: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky d: David
Silverman
031
"Brush With Greatness"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Ringo Starr [ Voice of Himself ]
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Jon Lovitz [ Voice of Unknown ]
Homer embarks on self improvement campaign, buy trying
to lose weight and Marge enrolls in an art class to rekindle her talent;
meanwhile Ringo catches up on some fan mail including an 20+ year old painting
from Marge.
b: 11 Apr 91 pc: 7F18 w: Brian Roberts d: Jim Reardon
032
"Lisa's Substitute"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Sam Etic [ Voice of Mr. Bergstrom ]
While Bart is running for class president, Lisa falls
in love with her substitute teacher.
b: 25 Apr 91 pc: 7F19 w: Jon Vitti d: Rich Moore
NOTE: Sam Etic is really Dustin Hoffman.
033
"The War of the Simpsons"
After Homer makes an ass out of himself at a party,
Marge decides she and Homer should go to a marriage retreat, Where Homer's
main interest is fishing. Meanwhile, the kids take advantage of Grandpa,
who is babysitting them.
b: 2 May 91 pc: 7F20 w: John Swartzwelder d: Matt Kirkland
NOTE: The repeat on 20 Aug 92 had an extra scene.
034
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Cloris Leachman [ Voice of Woman ]
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Daniel Stern [ Voice of Unknown ]
Bart gets a job to raise money to pay for a comic book
he wants.
b: 9 May 91 pc: 7F21 w: Jeff Martin d: Wes M. Archer
NOTE: The repeat on 30 Apr 92 had an extra scene.
035
"Blood Feud"
Homer wants to use Bart's rare blood type to save
Mr. Burns life; naturally Homer also expects to reap great rewards for
doing it.
b: 11 Jul 91 pc: 7F22 w: George Meyer d: David Silverman
Season
Three
1991/1992
036
"Stark Raving Dad"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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John Jay Smith [ Voice of "Michael Jackson" ]
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Kipp Lennon [ Voice of Unknown ]
After a series of unfortunate disasters, Homer gets
committed to a mental institution, where he meets a man who thinks he is
Michael Jackson. Later "Michael" helps Bart furnish Lisa with a birthday
present she'll never forget.
b: 19 Sep 91 pc: 7F24 w: Al Jean & Mike Reiss d: Rich Moore
NOTE: John Jay Smith is really Michael Jackson.
037
"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
The family wins an all expense paid trip to Washington,
D.C. for Lisa's essay which is entered in the finals of a national contest.
Lisa's essay and faith in government is changed when she witnesses her
Senator taking a bribe.
b: 26 Sep 91 pc: 8F01 w: George Meyer d: Wes Archer
NOTE: The repeat on 12 Dec 91 had an extra scene.
038
"When Flanders Failed"
Homer wishes Flanders bad luck, and then feels guilty
when Flanders begins to lose his business and his life.
b: 3 Oct 91 pc: 7F23 w: Jon Vitti d: Jim Reardon
039
"Bart the Murderer"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Joe Mantegna [ Voice of Fat Tony ]
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Neil Patrick Harris [ Voice of Himself ]
Principal Skinner is missing, and Bart thinks he may
have caused the disappearance by complaining about him to his new boss,
a gangster.
b: 10 Oct 91 pc: 8F03 w: John Swartzwelder d: Rich Moore
040
"Homer Defined"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Jon Lovitz [ Voice of Shelbyville Power Plant Owner ]
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Earvin "Magic" Johnson Jr. [ Voice of Himself ]
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Chick Hearn [ Voice of Himself ]
Homer, by sheer luck, saves the nuclear plant from melting
down and becomes employee of the month, meanwhile Bart finds out Milhouse,
his best friend, is no longer allowed to play with him.
b: 17 Oct 91 pc: 8F04 w: Howard Gerwitz d: Matt Kirkland
041
"Like Father, Like Klown"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Jackie Mason [ Voice of Krusty's Father ]
Lisa and Bart try to reunite Krusty with his long estranged
father, a prominent Jewish rabbi.
b: 24 Oct 91 pc: 8F05 w: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky d: Jeffrey
Lynch & Brad Bird
042
"Tree House of Horrors II: A Simpsons Halloween"
After inhaling much Halloween candy Lisa, Bart and
Homer all begin to have bizarre nightmares.
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a)."Lisa's Nightmare"
Lisa dreams that Homer purchases a monkey paw (in
Marrakesh) that will grant the owner four wishes, but they all have negative
side.
b)."Bart's Nightmare"
Bart dreams that he has telekinetic powers and can
read people's minds.
c)."Homer's Nightmare"
Homer dreams that Mr. Burns will use his brain in
a giant robot he shall replace his workers with.
b: 31 Oct 91 pc: 8F02 w: Al Jean (Atrocious) & Mike Reiss (Morbid)
and Jeff Martin (Jittery) and George Meyer (Gasping) and Sam Simon (Slithering)
and John Swartzwelder (Spooky) d: Jim Reardon (Rondo)
043
"Lisa's Pony"
After disappointing Lisa, Homer's feelings of guilt
prompt him to fulfill Lisa's dream of owning a pony.
b: 7 Nov 91 pc: 8F06 w: Al Jean & Mike Reiss d: Carlos Baeza
044
"Saturdays of Thunder"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Larry McKay [ Voice of Unknown ]
To be a better father, Homer tries to spend some quality
time with Bart, when they build a soap box racer together.
b: 14 Nov 91 pc: 8F07 w: Ken Levine & David Isaacs d: Jim Reardon
045
"Flaming Moe's"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Catherine O'Hara [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Steven Tyler [ Voice of Himself ]
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Joe Perry (II) [ Voice of Himself ]
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Brad Whitford [ Voice of Himself ]
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Tom Hamilton [ Voice of Himself ]
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Joey Kramer [ Voice of Himself ]
Moe's tavern becomes a hot nightclub, featuring an appearance
by Aerosmith, after Homer concocts a new drink sensation, which Moe claims
as his own creation.
b: 21 Nov 91 pc: 8F08 w: Robert Cohen d: Rich Moore & Alan Smart
046
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
Mr. Burns sells the plant to a German company but
when they take over and evaluate the plant, Homer is the only employee
to get laid off.
b: 5 Dec 91 pc: 8F09 w: Jon Vitti d: Matt Kirkland
047
"I Married Marge"
When it's feared that Marge may be pregnant again,
Homer tells the kids the story of their struggle in starting their life
together.
b: 26 Dec 91 pc: 8F10 w: Jeff Martin d: ______________
048
"Radio Bart"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Sting [ Voice of Himself ]
With his new birthday gift, Bart plays a big practical
joke that backfires on him bigtime.
b: 9 Jan 92 pc: 8F11 w: Jon Vitti d: Carlos Baeza
049
"Lisa the Greek"
Homer cashes in on Lisa's uncanny ability to pick
football game winners.
b: 23 Jan 92 pc: 8F12 w: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky d: Rich
Moore
050
"Homer Alone"
Marge cracks under the pressures of being a housewife,
mother & everything for the family. So she takes off for some rest
and relaxation, leaving Bart & Lisa with their aunts and Homer alone
with Maggie.
b: 6 Feb 92 pc: 8F14 w: David Stern d: Matt Kirkland
051
"Bart the Lover"
Mrs. Krabappel's social life is lonely and Bart discovers
that she has placed a personal ad, so he answers her ad pretending to be
a millionaire who has been searching for a woman similar to her.
b: 13 Feb 92 pc: 8F16 w: Jon Vitti d: Carlos Baeza
052
"Homer at the Bat"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Wade Boggs [ Voice of Himself ]
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Jose Cansenco [ Voice of Himself ]
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Roger Clemens [ Voice of Himself ]
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Ken Griffey Jr. [ Voice of Himself ]
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Don Mattingly [ Voice of Himself ]
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Steve Sax [ Voice of Himself ]
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Mike Scioscia [ Voice of Himself ]
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Ozzie Smith [ Voice of Himself ]
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Darryl Strawberry [ Voice of Himself ]
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Terry Cashman [ Voice of Himself ]
The plant softball team has a winning season, thanks
to Homer's lucky "Wonderbat," but when Mr. Burns makes a million dollar
bet on his team, he brings in some major league ringers to assure absolute
victory.
b: 20 Feb 92 pc: 8F13 w: John Swartzwelder d: Jim Reardon
053
"Separate Vocations"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Steve Allen [ Voice of Himself ]
Aptitude tests place Lisa as a housewife and Bart as
cop, so he becomes a hall monitor and she becomes a delinquent.
b: 27 Feb 92 pc: 8F15 w: George Meyer d: Jeffrey Lynch
054
"Dog of Death"
Lotto fever sweeps the Simpson house to the point
where they are unaware of their dog's illness.
b: 12 Mar 92 pc: 8F17 w: Jon Swartzwelder d: Jim Reardon
055
"Colonel Homer"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Beverly D'Angelo [ Voice of Lurleen Lumpkin ]
Homer becomes manager of a cocktail waitress whom has
a great country western singing voice.
b: 26 Mar 92 pc: 8F19 w: Matt Groening d: Matt Kirkland
056
"Black Widower"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Kelsey Grammer [ Voice of Side Show Bob Terwilliger ]
Bart gets suspicious when Side Show Bob gets out of
prison and romances & marries his aunt Selma.
b: 9 Apr 92 pc: 8F21 w: Jon Vitti s: Thomas Chastain & Sam Simon
d: David Silverman
057
"The Otto Show"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Christopher Guest [ Voice of Nigel Tufnel ]
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Michael McKean [ Voice of David St. Hubbins ]
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Harry Shearer [ Voice of Derek Smalls ]
Spinal Tap comes to play in Springfield, inspiring Bart
to take up the guitar. Otto the bus driver gets fired (because he doesn't
have a license and the same day he gets evicted from his apartment. So
Bart convinces his parents to let Otto live in the garage.
b: 23 Apr 92 pc: 8F20 w: Jeff Martin d: Wes Archer
058
"Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Kimmy Robertson [ Voice of Unknown ]
A new girl comes to Springfield and much to Bart's dismay,
Milhouse falls for her. Bart turns them into her father.
b: 7 May 92 pc: 8F22 w: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky d: Jim Reardon
059
"Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Danny DeVito [ Voice of Herb Powell ]
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"Smokin'" Joe Frazier [ Voice of Himself ]
Homer's brother returns to get money to develop and
launch a new idea, a baby translator.
b: 27 Aug 92 pc: 8F23 w: John Swartzwelder d: Rich Moore
Season
Four
1992/1993
060
"Kamp Krusty"
Bart & Lisa endure terrible conditions at Krusty's
summer camp, so Bart leads the rest of the children in a rebellion.
b: 24 Sep 92 pc: 8F24 w: David M. Stern d: Mark Kirkland
061
"A Streetcar Named Marge"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Jon Lovitz [ Voice of Unknown ]
After Marge decides she needs to get some outside interests,
she and Ned Flanders land the leading roles in "Oh Streetcar!," a musical
version of A Streetcar Named Desire.
b: 1 Oct 92 pc: 8F18 w: Jeff Martin d: Rich Moore
062
"Homer the Heretic"
After failing to go to church, Homer decides to start
his own religion, after he has a vision from God.
b: 8 Oct 92 pc: 9F01 w: George Meyer d: Jim Reardon
063
"Lisa the Beauty Queen"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Bob Hope [ Voice of Himself ]
After seeing a caricature of herself, Lisa becomes depressed,
so Homer enters her in the "Junior Miss Springfield" pageant.
b: 15 Oct 92 pc: 9F02 w: Jeff Martin d: Matt Kirkland
064
"Tree House of Horror III: The Simpson's Halloween Special III"
The Simpson's throw a Halloween party and Lisa, Grampa
& Bart all tell a story.
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a)."Clown Without Pity"
A talking Krusty the Klown doll comes alive and terrorizes
Homer.
b)."King Homer"
Montgomery Burns travels to Skull Island to catch
"King Homer," a giant ape that lives on the island.
c)."Dial "Z" For Zombie"
While trying to revive an old pet, dead for 4 years,
Bart accidentally casts the wrong spell and wakes all the human dead in
Springfield.
b: 29 Oct 92 pc: 9F04 w: Al Jean (Atrocious) & Mike Reiss (Morbid)
and Johnny Kogen (Katastrophe) & Wally Wolodarsky (Warped) and Sam
Simon (Scarifying) and Jack Vitti (Vicious) d: Carlos Baeza (Bloodcurdling)
065
"Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
As a punishment, Homer won't let Bart go and see
the new Itchy and Scratchy movie, a promise he intends to keep.
b: 3 Nov 92 pc: 9F03 w: John Swartzwelder d: Rich Moore
066
"Marge Gets a Job"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Tom Jones [ Voice of Himself ]
When the foundation to the house starts to fail, Marge
gets a job at the plant to help pay the repair bill, then must fend off
the advances of Mr. Burns.
b: 5 Nov 92 pc: 9F05 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Jeff Lynch
067
"New Kid on the Block"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Sara Gilbert [ Voice of Laura Powers ]
-
Pamela Reed [ Ruth Powers ]
Bart falls for and tries to "woo" a teenage tomboy whose
just moved in next door.
b: 12 Nov 92 pc: 9F06 w: Conan O'Brien d: Wes Archer
068
"Mr. Plow"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Linda Ronstadt [ Voice of Herself ]
-
Adam West [ Voice of Himself ]
Homer purchases a snow plow and goes into business for
himself to help pay for it. He becomes popular for his plowing; however
sparks fly when Barney gets a plow and sets up a rival operation.
b: 19 Nov 92 pc: 9F07 w: Jon Vitti d: Jim Reardon
069
"Lisa's First Word"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Elizabeth Taylor [ Voice of Maggie ]
While trying to teach Maggie to speak, the family reminisces
about Lisa's first word. Later that evening Maggie speaks her first word.
b: 3 Dec 92 pc: 9F08 w: Jeff Martin d: Matt Kirkland
NOTE: When the Simpsons first appeared as a television series,
Whoopi Goldberg made it known that she wanted to do Maggie's voice when
she got one; however that honor went to her friend Elizabeth Taylor.
070
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Homer learns that he needs bypass, that will cost
upwards of $40,000. So he decides go to the least expensive doctor, a hack
that will charge $129.95 for any operation.
b: 17 Dec 92 pc: 9F09 w: Gary Apple & Michael Carrington d: David
Silverman
071
"Marge vs. the Monorail"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Leonard Nimoy [ Voice of Himself ]
Mr. Burns is heavily fined for dumping toxic waste and
Springfield holds a meeting to decide what to do with the money. A "Music
Man" comes to town and sells them a monorail and Homer becomes the conductor.
b: 14 Jan 93 pc: 9F10 w: Conan O'Brien d: Rich Moore
072
"Selma's Choice"
Upon advice in the will of a lonely great-aunt, Selma
considers having a child. Then she takes Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens.
b: 21 Jan 93 pc: 9F11 w: David M. Stern d: Carlos Baeza
073
"Brother From the Same Planet"
Feeling neglected Bart joins a big brother program
to replace Homer, then Homer joins the program to replace Bart. Lisa becomes
obsessed with a 900 number.
b: 4 Feb 93 pc: 9F12 w: Jon Vitti d: Jeff Lynch
074
"I Love Lisa"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Michael Carrington [ Voice of Unknown ]
Ralph Wiggum mistakes Lisa's pity on Valentine's day
for love, then she must appear with him in the school's play for President's
Day. Krusty celebrates his 29th anniversary by holding a television special.
b: 11 Feb 93 pc: 9F13 w: Frank Mula d: Wes Archer
075
"Duffless"
Homer gets busted for drunk driving, and Marge gets
him to stop drinking for a month. During that time he finds out that things
he used to like are boring. Lisa's replacement science project tries to
prove that her hamster is smarter than Bart.
b: 18 Feb 93 pc: 9F14 w: David M. Stern d: Jim Reardon
076
"Last Exit to Springfield"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Dr. Joyce Brothers [ Voice of Herself ]
When the plant workers strike, new union leader Homer
misunderstands Mr. Burns and Burns thinks that Homer's ignorance is just
a tactic.
b: 11 Mar 93 pc: 9F15 w: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky d: Mark
Kirkland
077
"So It Has Come to This: The Simpsons Clip Show"
An April's Fool practical joke puts Homer in the
hospital and the family flashes back on past memories.
b: 1 Apr 93 pc: 9F17 w: Jon Vitti d: Carlos Baeza
078
"The Front"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Brooke Shields [ Voice of Herself ]
When their high school reunion arrives, Homer confesses
that he didn't graduate, so he goes to night school. Lisa and Bart use
Grandpa's name to ghost write some Itchy and Scratchy cartoons.
b: 15 Apr 93 pc: 9F16 w: Adam I. Lapidus d: Rich Moore
NOTE: Tonight saw the premiere of a new bit on the show; after
the executive producers name where shown a theme song for a new show started.
It's called The Adventures of Ned Flanders. In tonight's episode,
"Love That God," Ned's children tell him that they're not going to church
that day and he demands "one good reason" and they tell him.
079
"Whacking Day"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Barry White [ Voice of Himself ]
During an inspection of the school by the superintendent,
Bart takes Willy's tractor for a joyride and gets expelled. Marge tries
to educate him at home. Lisa protests Springfield's annual snake-bashing
day by using Barry White's bass tones to attract the reptiles to safety.
b: 29 Apr 93 pc: 9F18 w: John Swartzwelder d: Jeff Lynch
NOTE: During this week NBC announced that Simpson's writer /
producer Conan O'Brien would become the new host for Late Night, replacing
David Letterman.
080
"Marge in Chains"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
David Crosby [ Voice of Himself ]
After a flu epidemic breaks out, a disoriented Marge
is jailed for shoplifting in Apu's market, but at her day in court she
is accused of everything from a being a drunk to being behind the grassy
knoll. Marge is sentenced to 30 days in jail.
b: 6 May 93 pc: 9F20 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Jim Reardon
081
"Krusty Gets Kancelled"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Johnny Carson [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Hugh Hefner [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Bette Midler [ Voice of Herself ]
-
Luke Perry [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Elizabeth Taylor [ Voice of Herself ]
-
Barry White [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Anthony Kiedis [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Flea [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Chad Smith [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Arik Marshall [ Voice of Himself ]
Krusty's show gets cancelled, when he faces new and
intense competition from a ventriloquist dummy named Gabbo. Bart &
Lisa start a "Save Krusty" campaign and get help from his many celebrity
friends including the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
b: 13 May 93 pc: 9F19 w: John Swartzwelder d: David Silverman
Season
Five
1993/1994
082
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
David Crosby [ Voice of Himself ]
-
George Harrison [ Voice of Himself ]
-
James Campbell [ Voice of Himself ]
-
George Economou [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Shelby Grimm [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Dan Jordan [ Voice of Himself ]
In a parallel to the Beatles story, Homer recounts the
tale about how in 1985 he, Principal Skinner, Apu & Barney rose to
fame and fell apart as the barbershop quartet "The Be Sharps." Police Chief
Wiggum makes a cameo as Pete Best.
b: 30 Sep 93 pc: 9F21 w: Jeff Martin d: Matt Kirkland
NOTE: The Be Sharps vocals were sung by the Dapper Dans who are:
James Campbell, George Economou, Shelby Grimm & Dan Jordan.
083
"Cape Feare"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Kelsey Grammer [ Voice of Side Show Bob Terwilliger ]
Side Show Bob gets paroled and seeks out Bart to get
his revenge.
b: 7 Oct 93 pc: 9F22 w: Jon Vitti d: Rich Moore
084
"Homer Goes to College"
Homer fails a competency test and must go back to
college to keep his job.
b: 14 Oct 93 pc: 1F02 w: Conan O'Brien d: Jim Reardon
085
"Rosebud"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Joey Ramone [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Johnny Ramone [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Marky Ramone [ Voice of Himself ]
-
C.J. Ramone [ Voice of Himself ]
Mr. Burns birthday is a somber occasion as he longs
for a toy from his childhood. Through a bizarre series of events the toy
winds up in the hands of Maggie and she doesn't want to give it up. Mr.
Burns stops it nothing to get the bear back.
b: 21 Oct 93 pc: 1F01 w: John Swartzwelder d: Wes Archer
086
"Tree House of Horror IV: The Simpson's Halloween Special IV"
With a Night Gallery style opening, Bart introduces
three tales.
-
a)."The Devil and Homer Simpson"
Homer sells his soul to the devil for a doughnut.
b)."Terror at 5 1/2 Feet"
Bart is the only person who sees a gremlin causing
mischief on the side of the school bus.
c)."Bart Simpson's Dracula"
Mr. Burns is a vampire and Bart falls victim to his
bite, Lisa convinces the rest of the family they must go to his castle
and put an end to the curse.
b: 28 Oct 93 pc: 1F04 w: Conan O'Brien (Watch) and Bill Oakley (The Late)
& Josh Weinstein (The Estate of) and Greg Daniels ("It's Alive!") &
Dan McGrath (Disfigured) and Bill Canterbury (Bilious) d: David Silverman
("Dry Bones")
087
"Marge on the Lam"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
George Fenneman [ Voice of Unknown ]
-
Pamela Reed [ Ruth Powers ]
Marge and the divorced woman from next door have a "girls'
night out" in the style of Thelma & Louise.
b: 4 Nov 93 pc: 1F03 w: Bill Canterbury d: Matt Kirkland
088
"Bart's Inner Child"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
James Brown [ Voice of Himself ]
-
A. Brooks (Albert) [ Voice of Self-Help Guru ]
A self-help guru comes to Springfield and when he meets
Bart he announces that he is the "inner child" that we should all strive
to be. Lisa is less than convinced as she thinks he is selling easy answers,
but Springfield buys it bigtime.
b: 11 Nov 93 pc: 1F05 w: George Meyer d: Bob Anderson
089
"Boy Scoutz N the Hood"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Ernest Borgnine [ Voice of Himself ]
After an extreme sugar high, Bart finds himself a member
of the Camping Scouts. Then on a father and son rafting trip Homer and
Bart are lost at sea with Ned Flanders and son.
b: 18 Nov 93 pc: 1F06 w: Dan McGrath d: Jeffrey Lynch
090
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Werner Klemperer [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Michelle Pfeiffer [ Voice of Mindy Simmons ]
A new female co-worker whose beer guzzling & doughnut
eating abilities rival his own and his faith to Marge is tested when they
attend a convention together. Bart gets glasses, corrective shoes and becomes
a nerd for a couple of weeks.
b: 9 Dec 93 pc: 1F07 w: Frank Mula d: Carlos Baeza
091
"$pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Gerry Cooney [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Robert Goulet [ Voice of Himself ]
Springfield legalizes gambling; Mr. Burns opens a casino
and becomes Howard Hughes-like, Bart opens a casino in his tree house and
gambling fever hits Marge causing her to break a promise to Lisa.
b: 16 Dec 93 pc: 1F08 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Wes Archer
092
"Homer the Vigilante"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Sam Neill [ Voice of Springfield Cat Burglar ]
When the police can't save the citizens of Springfield
from a cat burglar, Homer forms a vigilante group, but whose going to save
the citizens from them?
b: 6 Jan 94 pc: 1F09 w: John Swartzwelder d: Jim Reardon
093
"Bart Gets Famous"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Conan O'Brien [ Voice of Himself ]
A crashing appearance on Krusty's show, gains Bart instant
fame which leads to a guest spot on Late Night With Conan O'Brien.
b: 3 Feb 94 pc: 1F11 w: John Swartzwelder d: Susie Dietter
094
"Homer and Apu"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
James Woods [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Michael Carrington [ Voice of Unknown ]
Apu is fired after an investigation shows he was responsible
for making Homer sick. Apu repays his debt by working for the family, but
he isn't happy. So Homer accompanies him on a trip to India, to get his
job back.
b: 10 Feb 94 pc: 1F10 w: Greg Daniels d: Mark Kirkland
095
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Kathleen Turner [ Voice of Malibu Stacy Creator ]
Lisa is outraged at the things the new talking Malibu
Stacy is saying and seeks out the creator. Grandpa decides to get a job
to get back to his youth.
b: 17 Feb 94 pc: 1F12 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Jeffrey
Lynch
096
"Deep Space Homer"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Buzz Aldrin [ Voice of Himself ]
-
James Taylor [ Voice of Himself ]
Homer and Barney compete against each other in NASA's
search of higher ratings when they seek out a "blue-collar slob" to send
to space.
b: 24 Feb 94 pc: 1F13 w: David Mirkin d: Carlos Baeza
097
"Homer Loves Flanders"
Homer, for this story anyway, becomes friends with
Flanders, much to Ned's dismay as even he can't stand Homer's continual
presence.
b: 17 Mar 94 pc: 1F14 w: David Richardson d: Wes Archer
098
"Bart Gets an Elephant"
Bart wins his choice of a prize in a radio contest,
$10,000 or an elephant. He chooses the elephant, which the radio station
is not to quick to deliver but when it finally does...
b: 31 Mar 94 pc: 1F15 w: John Swartzwelder d: Jim Reardon
099
"Burns' Heir"
After a harrowing near-death experience, Mr. Burns
decides to hold open auditions for an heir to his fortune. Bart becomes
the heir and Burns tries to totally separate him from his real family.
b: 14 Apr 94 pc: 1F16 w: Jace Richdale d: Mark Kirkland
100
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Bart's latest stunt gets Principal Skinner fired
and Ned Flanders is hired as his replacement. Ned's loose rules make school
unchallenging so he and Skinner scheme to get his job back.
b: 28 Apr 94 pc: 1F18 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Bob Anderson
101
"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Bart must choose between saving his own skin or that
of an innocent man from jail.
b: 5 May 94 pc: 1F19 w: John Swartzwelder d: Jeffrey Lynch
102
"Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Marge gets her mother and Homer's father together
for companionship, they fall in love, but then she is swept of her feet
by Montgomery Burns.
b: 12 May 94 pc: 1F21 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Wes Archer
103
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Homer begins teaching a course on marriage, but finds
the only way to keep his students interested is to let out secrets about
his relationship with Marge, which doesn't please her.
b: 19 May 94 pc: 1F20 w: Greg Daniels d: Carlos Baeza
Season
Six
1994/1995
104
"Bart of Darkness"
After they get a swimming pool, Lisa becomes popular
and Bart breaks his leg. While looking out the "Rear Window" of the house,
Bart thinks he's seen Flanders commit a murder.
b: 4 Sep 94 pc: 1F22 w: Dan McGrath d: Jim Reardon
105
"Lisa's Rival"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Winona Ryder [ Voice of Allison ]
Lisa's world is turned upside-down when a new girl joins
her class, but is smarter, a year younger and a better saxophone player.
Homer thinks he's hit the jackpot when a sugar truck crashes.
b: 11 Sep 94 pc: 1F17 w: Mike Scully d: Mark Kirkland
106
"Another Simpson Clip Show"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
A. Brooks (Albert) [ Voice of Jacques? ]
-
Sara Gilbert [ Voice of Laura Powers ]
-
Kelsey Grammer [ Voice of Side Show Bob Terwilliger ]
-
Jon Lovitz [ Voice of Unknown ]
-
Michelle Pfeiffer [ Voice of Mindy Simmons ]
-
Michael Carrington [ Voice of Unknown ]
Through a series of clips from past episodes, the family
recount their trials and tribulations with love.
b: 25 Sep 94 pc: 2F33 w: Penny Wise d: David Silverman
107
"Itchy & Scratchyland"
The family takes their vacation together at "Itchy
and Scratchyland," where they get more than they bargained for their half-priced
admission.
b: 2 Oct 94 pc: 2F01 w: John Swartzwelder d: Wes Archer
108
"Side Show Bob Roberts"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Dr. Demento [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Kelsey Grammer [ Voice of Side Show Bob Terwilliger ]
-
Larry King [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Henry Corden [ Voice of Fred Flintstone ]
Bart's other mortal enemy, Side Show Bob, becomes Springfield's
new mayor and has the Simpson's house condemned for the new Matlock expressway.
b: 9 Oct 94 pc: 2F02 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Mark Kirkland
109
"Tree House of Horrors V"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
James Earl Jones (Boggins) [ Voice of Maggie! ]
-
a)."The Shinning"
The family become caretakers of an estate in the
mountains, where no beer and television make Homer go crazy.
b)."Time & Punishment"
Homer fixes the toaster and it becomes a time machine.
While visiting the past, he kills a bug, which affects the future in a
big way.
c)."Nightmare Cafeteria"
Principal Skinner finds a solution to his overcrowding
problem and the quality of meat in the cafeteria.
b: 30 Oct 94 pc: 2F03 w: Count Greg Danula (Count) and Dan McGrath (Dearly
Departed) and David Cohen (Cohen's Severed Hand) & Bob Kushell (Blob)
d: Jim Reardon (Jaundiced)
NOTE: Two time travelling cartoon characters, Mr. Peabody and
Sherman, make a gag appearance in "Time and Punishment."
110
"Bart's Girlfriend"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Meryl Streep [ Voice of Jessica Lovejoy ]
Reverend Lovejoy's daughter returns from boarding school
and Bart falls in love, but when they do get together, Bart is the lesser
of two evils.
b: 6 Nov 94 pc: 2F04 w: Jonathan Collier d: Susie Dietter
111
"Lisa on Ice"
To keep from failing gym, Lisa becomes the goalie
of a Apu's pee-wee hockey team and she develops the "eye of the tiger;
mouth of a teamster."
b: 13 Nov 94 pc: 2F05 w: Mike Scully d: Bob Anderson
112
"Homer Badman"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Dennis Franz [ Voice of Himself ]
The protesters camp out on the family's front lawn,
when Homer is accused by a baby sitter of sexual harassment.
b: 27 Nov 94 pc: 2F06 w: Greg Daniels d: Jeff Lynch
113
"Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Grandpa has a home remedy to help with Homer and
Marge's lack of sexual activity. It works so well that Homer and his father
take their medicine show on the road and learn about each other.
b: 4 Dec 94 pc: 2F07 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Wes Archer
114
"Fear of Flying"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Anne Bancroft [ Voice of Dr. Zweig ]
-
Ted Danson [ Voice of Sam Malone ]
-
Woody Harrelson [ Voice of Woody Boyd ]
-
Rhea Perlman [ Voice of Carla Tortelli ]
-
John Ratzenberger [ Voice of Cliff Clavin ]
-
George Wendt [ Voice of Norm Peterson ]
Homer gets banned from Moe's and while searching for
a new place "where everybody knows his name" winds up with airline tickets.
Therapy with a psychiatrist shows Marge that she's repressed something
she saw her father do as young girl.
b: 18 Dec 94 pc: 2F08 w: David Sacks d: Mark Kirkland
115
"Homer the Great"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Patrick Stewart [ Voice of Number #1 ]
After gaining admittance to a secret society, Homer
becomes the leader when he is discovered to be the "chosen one" and his
new directions puts them off.
b: 8 Jan 95 pc: 2F09 w: John Swartzwelder d: Jim Reardon
116
"And Maggie Makes Three"
Family time together has Homer telling the story
of why there are no pictures of Maggie in the house.
b: 22 Jan 95 pc: 2F10 w: Jennifer Crittenden d: Swinton O. Scott III
117
"Bart's Comet"
Bart embarrasses Principal Skinner by altering a
weather balloon to make it look like Skinner's bare bottom. As punishment,
Skinner sentences Bart to assist him with his amateur astronomy project
which begins at 4:30 am every morning. While helping Skinner map the stars,
Bart discovers a comet, which is discovered to be on a collision course
for Springfield.
b: 5 Feb 95 pc: 2F11 w: John Swartzwelder d: Bob Anderson
118
"Homie the Clown"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Dick Cavett [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Joe Mantegna [ Voice of Fat Tony ]
-
Johnny Unitas [ Voice of Himself ]
Krusty's accountant advises him to regionalize, so he
establishes a Clown College which Homer enrolls in and becomes Springfield's
new Krusty. When the real Krusty loses all his money on a stupid bet, Homer
is kidnapped by the mob.
b: 12 Feb 95 pc: 2F12 w: John Swartzwelder d: David Silverman
119
"Bart vs. Australia"
Bart tricks an Australian boy into accepting a collect
telephone call, which becomes expensive. To save diplomatic relations,
the family must fly to Australia to issue a public apology and are surprised
when he must also get a kick in the bum.
b: 19 Feb 95 pc: 2F13 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Wes Archer
120
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Mel Brooks [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Susan Sarandon [ Voice of Ballet Instructor ]
Homer must borrow a mortgage payment from Patty and
Selma, which they hold over his head. Bart must take ballet for P.E. when
he is late for school and discovers it is a hidden talent.
b: 26 Feb 95 pc: 2F14 w: Brent Forrester d: Mark Kirkland
121
"A Star is Burns"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Jon Lovitz [ Voice of Jay Sherman ]
-
Maurice La Marche [ Voice of George C. Scott ]
To improve the town's image, Springfield uses one of
Marge's ideas and holds a film festival. Film critic Jay Sherman leads
the panel of judges that includes Homer.
b: 5 Mar 95 pc: 2F31 w: Ken Keeler d: Susie Dietter
NOTE: This episode was broadcast before the premiere of The Critic
on the Fox network, a show that didn't last on ABC when it premiered there
last year.
122
"Lisa's Wedding"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Mandy Patinkin [ Voice of Hugh ]
The family attends a renaissance fair and Lisa meets
a fortune teller. She is shown her future relationship with a proper English
gentleman, that will result in their getting married; however, first he
must meet the rest of the family, especially Homer.
b: 19 Mar 95 pc: 2F15 w: Greg Daniels d: Jim Reardon
123
"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"
Santa's Little Helper gets a girlfriend and they
have a litter of 25 puppies which Burns needs to make the greyhound skin
coat he needs for his wardrobe.
b: 9 Apr 95 pc: 2F18 w: Mike Scully d: Bob Anderson
124
"The PTA Disbands"
Bart plays Skinner against Krabappel and gets the
teachers to strike, but winds up losing when Marge becomes his substitute
teacher because of a PTA emergency plan.
b: 16 Apr 95 pc: 2F19 w: Jennifer Crittenden d: Swinton O. Scott III
125
"Round Springfield"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Ron Taylor [ Voice of "Bleeding Gums" Murphy ]
-
Steve Allen [ Voice of Himself ]
Bart goes to the hospital to get his appendix removed
and while there Lisa meets "Bleeding Gums" Murphy again. When Murphy dies,
Lisa mounts a campaign to get Springfield to know and remember him.
b: 30 Apr 95 pc: 2F32 w: Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimilia s:
Mike Reiss & Al Jean d: Steven Dean Moore
126
"Springfield Connection"
After stopping a thief, Marge craving the adrenaline
rush, joins the police force. Homer's "car hold" is being used for illicit
activities.
b: 7 May 95 pc: 2F21 w: Jonathan Collier d: Mark Kirkland
127
"Lemon of Troy"
Marge catches Bart writing his name in wet cement.
Outraged by this act of vandalism and his lack of good oldfashioned town
pride, Marge reminds her family that Springfield is a part of everyone
who lives within its borders. Marge's lecture gets to Bart who begins to
take pride in his community when the neighboring town takes Springfield's
lemon tree. Bart leads his crew into Shelbyville to get it back.
b: 14 May 95 pc: 2F22 w: Brent Forrester d: Jim Reardon
128
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (1)"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Tito Puente [ Voice of Himself ]
Oil is discovered at the grade school and Burns won't
stand for it. So he steals the oil, angers the town, and then throws them
into perpetual darkness. Mr. Burns is shot, but who did it. Tune in next
season.
b: 21 May 95 pc: 2F16 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Jeffrey
Lynch
"Springfield's
Most Wanted"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
John Walsh [ Himself ]
-
Dennis Franz [ Himself ]
-
Andrew Shue [ Himself ]
-
Courtney Thorne-Smith [ Herself ]
-
Kevin Nealon [ Himself ]
-
Chris Elliott [ Himself ]
-
Daryl Gates [ Himself ]
-
Jimmy Vaccaro [ Himself ]
-
Elizabeth Hayes [ Dr. Lydia Hansen ]
This special was aired before the premier of the season
opener; hosted by John Walsh (from Americas Most Wanted) it offered up
all sorts of theories and insights into who might have shot Montgomery
Burns.
b: 17 Sep 95 pc: _________ w: Jack Parmeter and Bob Bain d: Bill Brown
NOTE: This special wasn't aired in its entirety, at least in
all television markets. The first part was pre-empted because of coverage
of NFL football. Thanks to Arnold Vitali for reminding me of this fact.
Season
Seven
1995/1996
129
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (2)"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Tito Puente [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Tito Puente & His Latin Jazz Ensemble [ Voices of Themselves ]
During Chief Wiggum's search for the guilty party, Smithers
and later Homer are identified as prime suspects; however, the real guilty
party is ...
b: 17 Sep 95 pc: 2F20 w: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein d: Wes Archer
130
"Radioactive Man"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Mickey Rooney [ Voice of Himself ]
Hollywood comes to Springfield to film "Radioactive
Man" and Bart tries for the part of "Fallout Boy"; however, the coveted
role goes to Milhouse who later finds out that working in film isn't all
that glamorous or exciting.
b: 24 Sep 95 pc: 2F17 w: John Swartzwelder d: Susie Dietter
131
"Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodly"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Joan Kenley [ Voice of Woman on Phone ]
Homer and Marge are declared to be unfit parents, so
the children are put into a foster home, next door with the Flanders. Meanwhile,
Homer and Marge must take parenting classes.
b: 1 Oct 95 pc: 3F01 w: Jon Vitti d: Susie Dietter
132
"Bart Sells His Soul"
Bart sells his soul to Milhouse for $5. Moe turns
his bar into a family restaurant.
b: 8 Oct 95 pc: 3F02 w: Greg Daniels d: Wesley Archer
133
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Paul McCartney [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Linda McCartney [ Voice of Herself ]
After bonding with a small lamb, Lisa decides to become
a vegetarian and ruins Homer's backyard barbecue. She comes to terms with
her barbarian family after getting some advice from Apu and a couple of
his friends.
b: 15 Oct 95 pc: 3F03 w: David S. Cohen d: Mark Kirkland
134
"Tree House of Horrors VI"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Paul Anka [ Voice of Himself ]
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Dennis Bailey [ Man on Street ]
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Ron Brooks [ Man on Street ]
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Trish Doolan [ Woman on Street ]
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Marsha Waterbury [ Woman on Street ]
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a)."Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores"
Strange atmospheric conditions bring giant advertising
statues to life.
b)."Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace"
Willy's death caused by disinterested parents causing
him to come back into the dreams of their children.
c)."Homer3"
Homer finds a strange area in their house behind
the bookcase. When he steps through it Homer becomes three dimensional.
b: 29 Oct 95 pc: 3F04 w: John Swartzwelder (Scary) and Steve Tompkins (Tombkins)
and David S. Cohen (the square root of) d: Bob Anderson (Bedlam)
135
"King-Size Homer"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Joan Kenley [ Voice of Woman on Phone ]
Homer binges so that he can weigh three hundred pounds
and work at home. After he attains his goal he leaves responsibility for
his computer in the beak of a bird, the reactor just about goes critical.
b: 5 Nov 95 pc: 3F05 w: Dan Greaney d: Jim Reardon
136
"Mother Simpson"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Glenn Close [ Voice of Homer's Mother ]
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Harry Morgan [ Voice of Joe Gannon ]
Homer's attempt to get out of work makes everyone think
that he is dead. Then his mother turns up for his funeral and they find
out about her checkered past.
b: 19 Nov 95 pc: 3F06 w: Richard Appel d: David Silverman
137
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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R. Lee Ermey [ Voice of Colonel Hapablap ]
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Kelsey Grammer [ Voice of Side Show Bob Terwilliger ]
At an airshow, Sideshow Bob gets hold of a nuclear bomb
and threatens to detonate it unless Springfield destroys all television.
b: 26 Nov 95 pc: 3F08 w: Spike Feresten d: Dominic Polcino
NOTE: Doctor Who as portrayed by Tom Baker makes a cameo
in this episode as one of the "esteemed representatives of television"
along with Kent Brockman, the Bumblebee Guy, Steve Urkel & Krusty.
138
"The Simpson's 138th Show Spectacular"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Buzz Aldrin [ Voice of Himself ]
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Glenn Close [ Voice of Homer's Mother ]
Troy McClure introduces a show that features vintage
clips from The Tracey Ullman Show and some out takes and highlights
from some of the previous 137 episodes of The Simpsons.
b: 3 Dec 95 pc: 3F31 w: Penny Wise d: Pound Foolish
139
"Marge Be Not Proud"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Lawrence Tierney [ Voice of Security Guard ]
For a family Christmas photo, Bart must return to the
scene of his crime, the store he was banned from when he was caught shoplifting
a video game.
b: 17 Dec 95 pc: 3F07 w: Mike Scully d: Steven Dean Moore
140
"Team Homer"
Homer forms his own team when he can't get a lane
on league night. When he can't raise the funds for his team, he asks Mr.
Burns for the funds. Bart incites a riot at school with a T-shirt he wears
to school; resulting in Skinner requiring the students to wear uniforms.
When the league championship is on the line, Burns joins the team.
b: 7 Jan 96 pc: 3F08 w: Mike Scully d: Mark Kirkland
141
"Two Bad Neighbors"
Former President Bush and his wife move into the
neighborhood. After George gives Bart the spanking he deserves, Homer goes
on a rampage.
b: 14 Jan 96 pc: 3F09 w: Ken Keeler d: Wes Archer
142
"Scenes From a Class Struggle in Springfield"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Tom Kite [ Voice of Himself ]
Marge gets an expensive "new" dress at the outlet mall.
While wearing it she meets a former schoolmate who invites her and the
family to the country club. Marge becomes obsessed with trying to fit in.
b: 4 Feb 96 pc: 3F11 w: Jennifer Crittenden d: Susie Dietter
143
"Bart the Fink"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Bob Newhart [ Voice of Himself ]
Bart tries to get Krusty's autograph on a check. When
his check isn't endorsed properly he asks a question. His question leads
to Krusty being busted for tax evasion. Penniless, Krusty "dies" in a plane
crash.
b: 11 Feb 96 pc: 3F12 w: John Swartzwelder s: Bob Kushell d: Jim Reardon
144
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Donald Sutherland [ Voice of Hollis Hurlbutt ]
As Springfield begins to prepare to celebrate their
bicentennial, Lisa discovers a secret about the town's founder. No one
wants to believe her, except Homer.
b: 18 Feb 96 pc: 3F13 w: Jonathan Collier d: Mike B. Anderson
145
"Homer the Smithers"
Smithers takes a much needed vacation. For a temporary
replacement, he selects Homer. His inefficiency causes Mr. Burns to become
outraged and Homer punches him. Burns becomes scared of Homer and becomes
self-sufficient.
b: 25 Feb 96 pc: 3F14 w: John Swartzwelder d: Steven Dean Moore
146
"The Day the Violence Died"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Kirk Douglas [ Voice of Chester J. Lampwick ]
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Alex Rocco [ Voice of Roger Myers Jr. ]
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Jack Sheldon [ Voice of The Amendment ]
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Suzanne Somers [ Voice of Herself ]
Bart meets a bum who says that he created Itchy and
the whole concept of cartoon violence. Bart gets evidence to prove the
bum's claim, but the studio goes bankrupt and closes to pay the damages.
Itchy and Scratchy are no more, until Bart and Lisa have a solution but
are beaten to the punch by Lester and Eliza, their two look-a-like rivals.
b: 17 Mar 96 pc: 3F16 w: John Swartzwelder d: Wesley Archer
147
"A Fish Called Selma"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Jeff Goldblum [ Voice of MacArthur Parker ]
Troy McClure takes Selma out on a date in return for
a favor she did him at the DMV. After the date he stops for a photo opportunity,
the resulting publicity of being seen with a "woman" gives his career a
much needed "shot in the arm."
b: 24 Mar 96 pc: 3F15 w: Jack Barth d: Mark Kirkland
148
"Bart on the Road"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Jim Lau [ Voice of Hong Kong Airport Announcer ]
Bart and Lisa spend the day in workplace, Lisa with
Homer and Bart with Patty and Selma. Bart makes himself a fake ID and then
with Martin's money rents a car. Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson go on
a road trip to Knoxville for their spring break. Homer (lonely at work)
gets Lisa to spend her spring break with him at work. Marge is all alone
with Maggie.
b: 31 Mar 96 pc: 3F17 w: Richard Appel d: Swinton O. Scott III
149
"22 Short Films About Springfield"
Small slices of life in Springfield are shown, such
as: Apu in "The Jolly Bengali"; Lisa with gum in her hair; Smithers and
the bee sting; Dr. Nick saves the day; Moe gets robbed; "Skinner and the
Superintendent"; Homer, Maggie and the newspaper; McDonald's Quarter Pounders
vs. Krusty burgers; the Bee Man at home; Chief Wiggum, the hood and the
storekeeper; Reverend Lovejoy and his dog; Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel;
Milhouse has to use the bathroom; Nelson gets his comeuppance; The Tomfoolery
of Professor John Frink is almost seen.
b: 14 Apr 96 pc: 3F18 w: Greg Daniels s: Richard Appel and David S.
Cohen and Jonathan Collier and Jennifer Crittenden and Greg Daniels and
Brent Forrester and Rachel Pulido and Steve Tompkins and Josh Weinstein
and Matt Groening d: Jim Reardon
NOTE: I didn't count twenty two, they must have counted the continuations
of previous plots as separate films.
150
"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying
Hellfish'"
There are two survivors left of the Flying Hellfish.
When one is left, he will get to claim the legacy of art treasures they
kept from the war. At first Bart doesn't believe his Grandfather's wild
tale, until Burns make his intentions known. Together Bart and Grandpa
work to claim the art treasures.
b: 28 Apr 96 pc: 3F19 w: Jonathan Collier d: Jeffrey Lynch
151
"Much Apu About Nothing"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Joe Mantegna [ Voice of Fat Tony ]
A bear "terrorizes" the neighborhood, the new bear patrol
causes taxes to be raised. The mayor balmes the immigrants, who will all
be deported, depending on the outcome of the proposition 24. Apu turns
to Fat Tony and then the Simpson family.
b: 5 May 96 pc: 3F20 w: David S. Cohen d: Susie Dietter
152
"Homerpalooza"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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B-Real [ Voice of Himself ]
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DJ Muggs [ Voice of Himself ]
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Sen-Dog [ Voice of Himself ]
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Peter Frampton [ Voice of Himself ]
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Billy Corgan [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Jimmy Chamberlin [ Voice of Himself ]
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D'Arcy [ Voice of Herself ]
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James Iha [ Voice of Himself ]
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Kim Gordon [ Voice of Herself ]
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Thurston Moore [ Voice of Herself ]
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Lee Ranaldo [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Steve Shelly [ Voice of Unknown ]
Homer tries to bond with Lisa and Bart by taking them
to a rock festival that features Cypress Hill, Peter Frampton, The
Smashing Pumpkins and Sonic Youth. Instead he becomes the star
freakshow attraction, "the cannonball guy."
b: 19 May 96 pc: 3F21 w: Brent Forrester d: Wesley Archer
153
"Summer of 4'2""
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Christina Ricci [ Voice of Erin ]
The family takes a vacation and stays at the beach house
that the Flanders family can't use; Ned has jury duty. Realizing that she
has an unpopular image at school, Lisa tries to redefine her image.
b: 19 May 96 pc: 3F22 w: Dan Greaney d: Mark Kirkland
Season
Eight
1996/1997
154
"Tree House of Horrors VII"
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a)."The Thing and I"
Homer and Marge warn the children not to go up into
the attic. Of course they do and there they discover Bart's Siamese twin.
b)."The Genesis Tub"
Lisa's science experiment becomes a micro-universe,
where she is thought of as God and Bart is the devil.
c)."Citizen Kang"
Homer is abducted by aliens. The aliens take Homer
to Washington where they replace Clinton and Dole just in time for the
election. Of course no one believes Homer.
b: 27 Oct 96 pc: 4F02 w: (The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stoppped
Living and Became) Ken Keeler and Dan Greaney and David S. Cohen d: (Mutant)
Mike B. Anderson
155
"You Only Move Twice"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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A. Brooks [ Voice of Hank Scorpio ]
Homer is offered a new job working for the Globex Corporation,
which means that the family must move to Cypress Creek, a planned community.
He hopes it will help him realize his dream of owning the Dallas Cowboys.
However, the company's owner is more than he appears to be.
b: 3 Nov 96 pc: 3F23 w: John Swartzwelder d: Mike Anderson
NOTE: This episode was billed as a being the season premiere,
but since the Halloween special aired before it, we are classifying it
as the season premiere. Until we get evidence that says the Halloween special
was part of the previous season. The production codes for both episodes,
just add to the confusion.
156
"The Homer They Fall"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Michael Buffer [ Voice of Himself ]
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Paul Winfield [ Voice of Lucius Sweet ]
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Sally Stevens [ Voice of Singer ]
Homer gets beat-up and lets Moe talk him into becoming
a professional boxer who doesn't punch back. This tactic gets him a match
against former heavyweight champion, Drederick Tatum, who's just been released
from prison.
b: 10 Nov 96 pc: 4F03 w: Jonathan Collier d: Mark Kirkland
157
"Burns Baby Burns"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Rodney Dangerfield [ Voice of Larry Burns ]
Burns' illegitimate lazy son comes to Springfield and
in an attempt to get some "respect" from his father; he lets Homer talk
into a fake kidnapping.
b: 17 Nov 96 pc: 4F05 w: Ian Maxtone-Graham d: Jim Reardon
158
"Bart After Dark"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Tress Macneille [ Voice of the Burlesque House Owner ]
Lisa talks Marge into going to help rescue animals from
an oil spill. This leaves Bart and Homer on their own. Bart causes some
damage at what the kids call the local "haunted house." As a punishment,
Homer insists that he go there and work to pay for the damage he caused.
Bart discovers the house is actually a burlesque parlor. And when Marge
gets back home ....
b: 24 Nov 96 pc: 4F06 w: Richard Appel d: Dominic Polcino
159
"A Milhouse Divided"
Marge decides it is time to hold a dinner party.
The sparks fly between Milhouse's parents and they file for a divorce.
This makes Homer rethink his relationship with Marge and it makes him take
a drastic step.
b: 1 Dec 96 pc: 4F04 w: Steve Tompkins d: Steven Dean Moore
160
"Lisa's Date with Density"
Skinner searches for the culprit who stole the H
from Superintendent Chalmer's Honda. The criminal is Nelson Muntz, whom
Lisa strangely develops a crush for. Homer gets an auto phone dialer and
starts it playing a message requesting a dollar to be sent to "Happy Dude
at 742 Evergreen Terrace Springfield." Lisa tries to change Nelson.
b: 15 Dec 96 pc: 4F01 w: Mike Scully d: Susie Dietter
161
"Hurricane Ned"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Jon Lovitz [ Voice of Jay Sherman ]
When a hurricane destroys his home and other little
things go wrong Ned, who can't take it anymore, explodes in a rage of anger.
He checks himself into a mental hospital where a doctor who treated him
many years ago reveals why Ned is the way he is.
b: 29 Dec 96 pc: 4F07 w: Steve Young d: Bob Anderson
162
"The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
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Johnny Cash [ Voice of Homer's Spirit Guide, a coyote ]
Marge tries to keep Homer from the big chili cook-off.
She's unsuccessful. Homer judges the entries and Chief Wiggum's features
an exotic chili pepper. The peppers cause Homer to begin hallucinating
and he runs off into the sunset and experiences a strange journey. He meets
his spirit guide who advises him to find his soul mate.
b: 5 Jan 97 pc: 3F24 w: Ken Keeler d: Jim Reardon
163
"The Springfield Files"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Gillian Anderson [ FBI Special Agent Dana Scully ]
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David Duchovny [ Voice of FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder ]
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Leonard Nimoy [ Voice of Himself ]
Homer walks home from Moe's late one night and has a
close encounter. The FBI investigates and finds nothing conclusive. Homer
and Bart venture out late at night to get hard evidence.
b: 12 Jan 97 pc: 3G01 w: Reid Harrison d: Steven Dean Moore
164
"The Twisted World of Marge"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
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Jack Lemmon [ Voice of Frank Ormand ]
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Joe Mantegna [ Voice of Fat Tony ]
Marge is ejected from the women's investment group.
She goes to a Franchise Exposition and decides to become a Pretzel Wagon
franchisee. Meanwhile the women's investment group gets a Fleet-A-Pita
franchise. When Marge is ready to give up on her business Homer turns to
Fat Tony for help. Business starts booming, literally. Then the Fleet-A-Pitaer's
get a mob of there own, then it's war.
b: 19 Jan 97 pc: 4F08 w: Jennifer Crittenden d: Chuck Sheetz
165
"Mountain of Madness"
Disappointed at results of a fire drill, Burns arranges
for the employees to attend a teamwork retreat. The employees are paired
off in a competition, where the loser will be fired. Homer winds up with
Burns as a partner. An avalanche, caused by clinking champagne glasses,
traps the pair of them in a cabin.
b: 2 Feb 97 pc: 4F10 w: John Swartzwelder d: Mark Kirkland
166
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"
Feeling stressed out, Marge hires a nanny.
b: 7 Feb 97 pc: 3G03 w: Al Jean & Mike Reiss d: Chuck Sheetz
NOTE: This musical episode in the tradition of Mary Poppins,
ties The Flintstones in total number of episodes for an animated
prime time series.
167
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
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Alex Rocco [ Voice of Roger Myers Jr. ]
To help boost Itchy & Scratchy's sagging ratings
a new character is added called Poochie. Auditions are held for Poochie's
voice and Homer gets the gig. The new addition doesn't do as well as expected.
b: 9 Feb 97 pc: 4F12 w: David S. Cohen d: Steven Dean Moore
NOTE: The series is now the longest running prime time animated
series.
168
"Homer's Phobia"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
John Waters [ Voice of John ]
An antique dealer "with a difference" befriends the
family. Homer's okay with that, until he finds out what the difference
is. The he fears that Bart is beginning to show signs of a similar difference,
so he takes him on hunting trip to correct him of those tendencies.
b: 16 Feb 97 pc: 4F11 w: Ron Hauge d: Mike B. Anderson
169
"Brother From Another Series"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Kelsey Grammer [ Voice of Side Show Bob Terwilliger ]
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David Hyde Pierce [ Voice of Cecil Terwilliger ]
Side Show Bob gets out of jail on a work release program.
He will begin working for his brother on the new Springfield Dam project.
Despite the initial protests, he is released and Bart fears for his life.
Bart follows Bob's every move and he and Lisa think they know what Bob
is up to.
b: 23 Feb 97 pc: 4F14 w: Ken Keeler d: Pete Michels
170
"My Sister, My Sitter"
Lisa becomes a baby sitter. Bart becomes her ultimate
test when Homer and Marge go out for the evening and leave her in charge.
b: 2 Mar 97 pc: 4F13 w: Dan Greaney d: Jim Reardon
171
"Homer vs. the 18th Amendment"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Joe Mantegna [ Voice of Fat Tony ]
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Dave Thomas [ Voice of Rex Banner ]
A drunken Bart on St. Patrick's Day gets Springfield
thinking about prohibition. They discover they've already had a law on
the books for 200 years. Homer becomes a bootlegger known as the "Beer
Baron," despite Rex Banner's attempts to keep Springfield dry.
b: 16 Mar 97 pc: 4F15 w: John Swartzwelder d: Bob Anderson
172
"Grade School Confidential"
Bart spots Skinner and Krabappel kissing. If he'll
keep their secret, they will take care of his permanent record. Unfortunately
he also winds up becoming their pawn. When he can't take that anymore,
he lets out their secret and scandal follows.
b: 6 Apr 97 pc: 4F09 w: Rachel Pulido d: Susie Dietter
173
"The Canine Mutiny"
Bart obtains a credit card and uses it to make some
lavish purchases. One of the items he gets is new dog that is well trained.
When all his stuff gets repossessed he lets the repo-men take Santa's Little
Helper instead of the new dog. He later regrets his decision.
b: 13 Apr 97 pc: 4F16 w: Ron Hague d: Dominic Polcino
174
"The Old Man and the Lisa"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Bret "Hit Man" Hart [ Voice of Himself ]
Through some bad investments and nothing but yes men
working for him, Burns discovers that he is broke. He gets put into the
old folks home. He looks to disagreeable Lisa to help him rebuild his empire
through recycling; however, he takes it further than she could imagine.
b: 20 Apr 97 pc: 4F17 w: John Swartzwelder d: Mark Kirkland
175
"In Marge We Trust"
-
Guest Stars (Voices):
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Sab Shimino [ Voice of Mr. Sparkle ]
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Gedde Watanabe [ Voice of Factory Worker ]
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Denice Kumagai [ Voice of Underwater Girl #1 ]
-
Karen Maruyama [ Voice of Underwater Girl #1 ]
Marge begins volunteering at church and helping people
when Reverend Lovejoy doesn't seem to care anymore. However, some of Marge's
advice leads to the disappearance of Ned Flanders. Meanwhile, at the dump
Homer, Bart and Lisa discover a Japanese soap-box with an image that looks
like Homer on it.
b: 27 Apr 97 pc: 4F18 w: Donick Cary d: Steven Dean Moore
176
"Homer's Enemy"
A new hard working employee begins working at the
plant and becomes Homer's enemy. Homer tries to make their working relationship
better, but they only get worse. Bart purchases a disused factory for $1
at an auction and hires Milhouse as an employee.
b: 4 May 97 pc: 4F19 w: John Swartzwelder d: Jim Reardon
177
"Simpsons Spin-off Showcase"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Tim Conway [ Voice of Himself ]
-
Gailard Sartain [ Voice of Unknown ]
Troy McClure introduces three possible spin-offs from
the series.
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a)."Chief Wiggum, P.I."
Chief Wiggum is a detective in New Orleans and Principal
Skinner is his assistant. Their first case pits them against Big Daddy,
an operator in New Orleans who's kidnapped Ralph.
b)."The Love-Matic Grampa"
Moe's Love Tester machine has a special soul... Grampa's.
He tries to put Moe's love life into order.
c)."The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour"
The family returns in a new variety show format a'la
the "The Brady Bunch Hour" with a side of Laugh-In. Their
show even features a "new girl" playing Lisa the way a new girl played
Jan on the Brady show.
b: 11 May 97 pc: 4F20 w: David S. Cohen and Dan Greaney and Steve Tompkins
s: Ken Keeler d: Neil Affleck
178
"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
Bart joins a military academy but he and other members
are not happy with the academy's first female member... Lisa.
b: __ ___ __ pc: 4F21 w: Richard Appel d: ______________
Season
Nine
1997/1998
179
"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
-
Joan Kenley [ Voice of Unknown ]
Homer and the family travel to New York City to retrieve
the family car. The family get to enjoy the nicer side of the city, meanwhile
Homer wants to get in and out of their as fast as he can. In his youth
he had a bad experience on a visit there.
b: 21 Sep 97 pc: 4F22 w: Ian Maxtone-Graham d: Jim Reardon
180
"Principal and Pauper"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Martin Sheen [ Voice of Seymour Skinner ]
The big surprise at the party honoring Seymour Skinner's
20 years as principal is that the real Seymour Skinner shows up. He has
just returned to the US after being held as a POW for 26 years. Our Skinner's
real name is Armand Tanzarian, who used to be a real hell raiser in his
youth. He met Seymour while serving under him in Viet Nam. Feeling rejected,
Armand resigns as principal and hits the road. The town tries to get used
to the real Seymour Skinner, but can they?
b: 28 Sep 97 pc: 4F23 w: Ken Keeler d: Steve Moore
181
"Lisa's Sax"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Fyvush Finkel [ Voice of Himself ]
Lisa's saxophone is wrecked which leads Homer to eventually
retell the story about how Lisa first obtained her sax.
b: 19 Oct 97 pc: 3G02 w: Al Jean d: Dominic Polcino
182
"Tree House of Horrors VIII"
a)."The Homega Man"
Quimby insults the French government who launch a
neutron bomb in retaliation at Springfield. Homer escapes the blast and
begins enjoying himself in seemingly deserted Springfield.
b)."Fly vs. Fly"
The family visits Prof. Frink's yard sale. Homer
purchases a matter transporter. Bart uses it in an attempt to become "Superfly."
c)."Easy-Bake Coven"
In 1649 Marge is accused of being a witch. It turns
out she and her sisters actually are witches who learn that it is easy
to scare people into giving them treats.
b: 26 Oct 97 pc: 5F02 w: Mike Scully and David S. Cohen and Ned Goldreyer
d: Mad Dog (Mark) Kirkland
183
"The Cartridge Family"
When a soccer riot spreads and consumes the entire
city of Springfield, Homer feels that he and his family are unprotected.
Homer decides to become a handgun owner; however, he's not the most responsible
of handgun owners, neither the NRA or Marge want anything to do
with him.
b: 2 Nov 97 pc: 5F01 w: John Swartzwelder d: Pete Michels
184
"Bart Star"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Roy Firestone [ Voice of Himself ]
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Mike Judge [ Voice of Hank Hill ]
-
Joe Namath [ Voice of Himself ]
The kids of Springfield are getting fat so the parents
put their children in pee-wee football. The team is undefeated until the
taunts of Homer cause winning coach Flanders to quit, leaving Homer in
charge. To make up for the disencouragement he felt as a child, he decides
to make Bart his star quarterback. The team loses every game.
b: 9 Nov 97 pc: 5F03 w: Donick Cary d: Dominic Polcino
185
"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Jan Hooks [ Voice of Manjula ]
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Andrea Martin [ Voice of Apu's Mother ]
Just as Apu gets a taste of being a "ladies man," he
is reminded of a committment for an arranged marriage. He lies to his mother,
claiming that he is already married. Homer offers Marge up as his wife,
when Apu's mother comes to Springfield. While Homer is pretending to not
be married to Marge, he discovers the joys of living in a retirement home.
b: 16 Nov 97 pc: 5F04 w: Richard Appel d: Steven Dean Moore
186
"Lisa the Skeptic"
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Stephen Jay Gould [ Voice of Stephen Jay Gould. Ph. D. ]
Lisa protests the building of a shopping mall on sacred
ground. Her protest gets the school the ability to conduct an archaeological
dig. Lisa's digging reveals a human skeleton that has wings. All Springfield
is convinced it is an angel and Homer cashes in; however, Lisa is skeptical.
The skeleton disappears and when it reappears it carries a foreboding message
about the end of the world.
b: 23 Nov 97 pc: 5F05 w: David S. Cohen d: Neil Affleck
187
"Reality Bites"
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Original Air Date: 7 Dec 97
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Production Code: 5F06
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Written by: Dan Greaney
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Directed by: Swinton Scott
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Guest Stars (Voices):
Homer purchases a souped-up car from a police auction
and the former owner breaks the honor system at the Springfield prison
to save his car. Meanwhile, a bored Marge (with help from Lisa and Bart),
passes the exam for a real estate license. The reality of needing to lie
to sell real estate bothers her conscience, especially after she sells
the "murder house" to the Flanders.
188
"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
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Original Air Date: 21 Dec 97
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Production Code: 5F07
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Written by: Ron Hauge
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Directed by: Bob Anderson
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Alex Trebek [ Voice of Himself ]
Bart sneaks downstairs and opens one of his Christmas
presents early. Playing with his gift, a fire truck, causes a fire that
melts their plastic tree, so he hides the evidence of his deed and claims
that a burglar has stolen their Christmas. The town of Springfield opens
their hearts and their pcoketbooks to the Simpson family, until the truth
comes out.
189
"All Singing, All Dancing (aka Clip Show #4)"
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Original Air Date: 4 Jan 98
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Production Code: 5F24
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Written by: Steve O'Donnell
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Directed by: Mark Ervin
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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George Harrison [ Voice of Himself ]
Homer rents "Paint Your Wagon" and is put off by all
the singing and dancing, especially by tough guys Clint Eastwood and Lee
Marvin. Then the family reminds him via clips about the many times he and
other members of the family and town have broken into song and dance.
190
"Bart Carny"
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Original Air Date: 11 Jan 98
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Production Code: 5F08
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Written by: John Swartzwelder
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Directed by: Mark Kirkland
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Jim Varney [ Voice of Cooder ]
The carnival comes to town and Bart wrecks the main
attraction, Hitler's car. To work off the debt, he and Homer become Carnys.
After failing to bribe an official, Homer and Bart lose the ring toss booth,
owned by Cooder and his son. Conforming to the carny code, they allow Cooder
and son to stay at their house. Cooder and his son scheme and take over
the house as squatters, until Homer challenges them to an all or nothing
ring toss.
191
"The Joy of Sect"
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Original Air Date: 8 Feb 98
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Production Code: 5F23
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Written by: Steve O'Donnell
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Directed by: Steven Dean Moore
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Guest Stars (Voices):
Homer, his family and most of Springfield are sucked
into a joining a religious cult. Burns tries to start, seeing an opportunity
to pay even less in taxes. Marge escapes and along with Flanders, Lovejoy
and Willy attempt to deprogram Homer, the kids and eventually the rest
of Springfield.
192
"Das Bus"
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Original Air Date: 15 Feb 98
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Production Code: 5F11
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Written by: David S. Cohen
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Directed by: Pete Michels
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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James Earl Jones [ Voice of the Narrator ]
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Jack Ong [ Voice of Unknown ]
Otto takes the kids on a bus trip, however, there is
an accident that causes the bus to go off the bridge. The bus is swept
out to sea and the kids are washed up on a desert island. Waiting to be
rescued, the children struggle for survival a la Lord of the Flies. Meanwhile,
Homer sets up a business on the Internet, after all, if Flanders can, why
can't he? His new business picques the interest of Bill Gates.
193
"The Last Temptation of Krust"
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Original Air Date: 22 Feb 98
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Production Code: 5F10
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Written by: Donick Cary
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Directed by: Mike B. Anderson
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Bruce Baum [ Voice of Himself ]
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Janeane Garofalo [ Voice of Herself ]
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Bobcat Goldthwait [ Voice of Himself ]
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Jay Leno [ Voice of Himself ]
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Hank Williams Jr. [ Voice of Himself ]
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Steven Wright [ Voice of Himself ]
Krusty's act bombs when he appears at a comedy charity
event. He discovers that telling the truth, gets him big laughs and finds
new success. How long before Krusty sells out?
194
"Dumbbell Indemnity"
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Original Air Date: 1 Mar 98
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Production Code: 5F12
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Written by: Ron Hague
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Directed by: Dominic Polcino
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Helen Hunt [ Voice of Renee ]
Homer helps Moe to find a woman. Moe eventually finds
a woman who finds him acceptable and he begins to treat her like royalty.
Unfortunately, he maxes out his Player's Club card. To cover his debt,
he asks Homer to steal his car and have it destroyed by the 10:15. Leave
it to Homer.
NOTE: It was only a matter of time before Helen Hunt did a voice on
the series. After all, she is married to Hank Azaria, voice of Moe. And
has or does appear on her series Mad About You.
195
"Lisa the Simpson"
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Original Air Date: 8 Mar 98
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Production Code: 4F24
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Written by: Ned Goldreyer
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Directed by: Susie Dietter
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Guest Stars (Voices):
After having trouble trying to solve a brainteaser and
other mounting evidence, Lisa fears that the Simpson gene, Grampa has told
her about, is afflicting her. Meanwhile, Grampa's friend Jasper places
himself in suspended animation in Apu's freezer. Jasper wants to see the
future. Seeing an opportunity to make money, Apu turns the KWIK-E-MART
into a FREAK-E-MART.
196
"This Little Wiggy"
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Original Air Date: 22 Mar 98
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Production Code: 5F13
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Written by: Dan Greaney
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Directed by: Neil Affleck
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Guest Stars (Voices):
Marge decides the one thing Ralph Wiggum could use is
a friend, so she insists that Bart become his friend. Bart is reluctant
to go along with it, until he discovers that Chief Wiggum has a key that
will unlock every door in Springfield. Once the key is in Bart's possession,
he and Ralph spend time exploring Springfield late at night including a
trip into the old prison.
197
"Simpson Tide"
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Original Air Date: 29 Mar 98
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Production Code: 3G04
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Written by: Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimilia
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Directed by: Milton Gray
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Bob Denver [ Voice of Himself ]
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Rod Steiger [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Michael Carrington [ Voice of Unknown ]
Homer gets fired from the nuclear plant. He decides
to join the Naval reserve. Because of his nuclear experience, he is assigned
to a nuclear submarine for a war games exercise. When the captain leaves
Homer in charge and is later incapacitated, look out. Meanwhile, Milhouse
gets an earring.
198
"The Trouble With Trillions"
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Original Air Date: 5 Apr 98
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Production Code: 5F14
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Written by: Ian Maxtone-Graham
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Directed by: Swinton Scott
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Paul Winfield [ Voice of Lucius Sweet ]
When the IRS subjects Homer to an audit, they agree
to let Homer off if he will agree to help the FBI. Homer is supposed to
help them recover a trillion-dollar bill that they believe is in the possession
of C. Montgomery Burns. Instead Homer and Smithers help Burns to escape
the country, where they try to buy Cuba from Castro.
199
"Girlie Edition"
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Original Air Date: 19 Apr 98
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Production Code: 5F15
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Written by: Larry Doyle
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Directed by: Mark Kirkland
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Guest Stars (Voices):
Lisa becomes anchor for a new news program for kids,
with help from Bart, Nelson and Milhouse. Bart's on camera presence gets
him upgraded to co-anchor. After he overhears his sister calling him stupid,
Bart seeks some advice from Kent Brockman on how to be an anchor. He follows
Brockman's advice and begins covering human interest stories that make
him popular and Lisa jealous.
200
"Trash of the Titans"
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Original Air Date: 26 Apr 98
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Production Code: 5F09
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Written by: Ian Maxtone-Graham
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Directed by: Jim Reardon
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Steve Martin [ Voice of Ray Patterson ]
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U2 [ Voice of Themselves ]
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Paul McGuiness [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Susie Smith [ Voice of Unknown ]
After having a run-in with the garbage men, Homer decides
to run for Sanitation Commissioner. His campaign antics include interrupting
a U2 concert. He wins the election by landslide based upon his campaign
slogan: "Can't someone else do it?" Once elected he blows the year's budget
in month by buying new trucks, uniforms, etc. To make up the deficit, he
allows other cities to dump their garbage in an old abandoned mine. The
mineshaft isn't bottomless, something has got to give and it does.
NOTE: This episode was "Dedicated to the memory of Linda McCartney."
Linda and her husband Paul appeared as themselves in "Lisa
the Vegitarian".
201
"King of the Hill"
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Original Air Date: 3 May 98
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Production Code: 5F16
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Written by: John Swartzwelder
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Directed by: Steven Dean Moore
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Brendan Fraser [ Voice of Unknown ]
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Steven Weber [ Voice of Unknown ]
When Bart is disappointed with Homer's peformance in
a game held at the church picnic, Homer begins working out late at night
to get into shape. He begins to eat Powersauce bars and works out with
Rainer Wolfcastle. When even Wolfcastle won't meet the challenge of the
"Murderhorn," the tallest mountain in Springfield, Bart volunteers Homer
for the job. Not wanting to disappoint Bart again, Homer goes for it.
202
"Lost Our Lisa"
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Original Air Date: 10 May 98
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Production Code: 5F17
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Written by: Brian Scully
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Directed by: Pete Michels
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Guest Stars (Voices):
With the day off from school, Bart uses some indutrial
adhesive to glue novelty items to his face. As a result Marge must take
him to the doctor to have them removed, preventing Lisa from attending
an exhibit at the museum. Lisa uses her brain to outwit her father into
letting her take her first solo bus trip. Everything would be okay, excet
Lisa gets on the #22A bus instead of the #22 and gets lost somewhere outside
of town.
203
"Natural Born Kissers"
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Original Air Date: 17 May 98
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Production Code: 5F18
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Written by: Matt Selman
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Directed by: Klay Hall
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Guest Stars (Voices):
When their anniversary dinner is a flop and their love
life seems to lack luster, they try to spice it up. Homer and Marge seek
to spice up their love life by traveling to a bed & breaksfast. Meanwhile,
Lisa and Bart use Grampa's mine detector to find treasure and they find
an alternate to in Casablanca. Homer and Marge discover that the fear of
getting caught is the spice they need until they are caught bearing it
all.
204
"Lard of the Dance"
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Original Air Date: 23 Aug 98
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Production Code: 5F20
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Written by: Jane O'Brien
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Directed by: Dominic Polcino
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Lisa Kudrow (Voice of Alex Whitney)
Homer discovers that there is money to be made selling
used grease. Lisa tries to fit in when a new girl comes to school and becomes
very popular.
Season
Ten
1998/1999
205
"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
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Original Air Date: 20 Sep 98
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Production Code: 5F21
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Written by: John Swartwelder
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Directed by: Mark Kirkland
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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William Daniels [ Voice of KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand) ]
Homer discovers that he has reached middle age. For
his mid-life crisis, he decides to become an inventor, like Thomas Edison.
Frustrated when he discovers an idea he had was already created by Edison,
but never marketed. Homer and Bart go to the Edison museum, where Homer
hopes he can destroy the only copy of Edison's work.
Note: The broadcast of this episode and the
rerun from the provious week, both featured a clip of The Simpsons production
staff receiving their Emmy for their work in the 9th season. Does anyone
know who the individual was that was making the speech and the dediciation
to the late Phil Hartman? Mike Scully or Sam Simon perhaps?
206
"Bart the Mother"
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Original Air Date: 27 Sep 98
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Production Code: 5F22
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Written by: David S. Cohen
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Directed by: Steven Dean Moore
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Guest Stars (Voices):
Bart shoots Nelson's BB gun and kills a bird, feeling
guilty he takes the bird's nest with plan's to hatch its eggs. When the
eggs hatch, lizards appear instead of birds. Principal Skinner says that
the lizards are bird-killing parasites that must be killed, it's the law.
Feeling maternal, Bart tries to save the lizards.
Note: This was advertised as the last appearance
of Phil Hartman's voice, subsequently the episode was dedicated as follows:
"In loving Memory of our friend, Phil Hartman."
207
"Tree House of Horrors IX"
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Original Air Date: 25 Oct 98
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Production Code: AABF01
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Written by: Donick Cary (I Still Know What I Did Last Summer), Josh Weinstein,
David S. Coffin
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Directed by: Steven Moore
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Guest Stars (Voices):
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Robert Englund (Voice of Freddie Krueger)
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Kathie Lee Gifford (Herself)
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Ed McMahon (Voice of Himself)
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Regis Philbin (Voice of Himself)
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Jerry Springer (Voice of Himself)
a)."Hell Toupée"
It's his third strike, Snake is sent to the electric
chair. He vows revenge on all on those who were there when he was caught,
Apu, Moe & Bart. Snake is electrocuted and his organs are saved for
transplant. The beneficiary of his hair is one Homer J. Simpson. The hair
begins exacting the revenge promised by its former owner.
b)."The Terror of Tiny Toon"
Marge takes the batteries from the TV remote control.
Bart substitues plutonium with strange results as he and Lisa become cartoon
characters in an episode of Itchy & Scratchy, where the violence is
real.
c)."Starship Poopers"
When Maggie gets her first tooth, a fang, and loses
her legs, which are replaced by tentacles. Marge confesses that Homer is
not the father, but rather Kang is. To settle the dispute on what would
be better for Maggie's future, Bart suggests they go on The Jerry Springer
Show and of course a fight or two breaks out.
NOTES
Thanks to Matt Yorston for his input.
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